Lifetime Warranty

As a present or former student, you have the right, always and forever, to come and see me, to call me, to e-mail me, to talk to me, to ask for letters of recommendation, to ask questions -- about your courses, your degree, your future schooling, your career, your life; I will never be "too busy" to see you.

The fine print

You may always come and see me. However, this may involve making an appointment to be sure I'm available.
You may ask anything. However, I may not be able to give you the answer or I may not know the answer. If so, I will tell you.
Once an appointment has started, you have priority over other students. For example, if we have an appointment, and another student drops by, your appointment takes priority.